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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ yo-daddys-my-bitch:
“May the 10 of Pentacles bless your...
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

flargahblargh

I could seriously use this money right now….

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Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

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I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

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No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

ghostkwan

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

leradny

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

getlostpeeves

It fucking WORKED.

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give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

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mercurystarkid

✰Queen Songs For All Occasions✰

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~Feel free to add to the lists!!~

For a good cry:

  • I’m Going Slightly Mad- Innuendo
  • Spread Your Wings- News of the World
  • My Melancholy Blues- News of the World
  • Love of My Life- A Night at the Opera
  • Is This the World We Created?- The Works
  • Forever- A Kind of Magic
  • It’s A Hard Life- The Works
  • Sail Away Sweet Sister- The Game
  • Somebody To Love- A Day at the Races
  • These Are The Days…- Innuendo 
  • ‘39- A Night at the Opera
  • Who Wants To Live Forever?- A Kind of Magic

Dance it Up:

  • Radio Gaga- The Works
  • One Vision- A Kind Of Magic
  • A Kind Of Magic- A Kind of Magic
  • Action This Day- Hot Space
  • I Go Crazy- The Works
  • Stone Cold Crazy- Sheer Heart Attack

For Head Banging:

  • One Vision- A Kind Of Magic
  • Let Me Entertain You- Jazz
  • Keep Yourself Alive- Queen
  • Another One Bites the Dust- The Game
  • Bohemian Rhapsody- A Night At The Opera
  • Now I’m Here- Sheer Heart Attack
  • Headlong- Innuendo
  • I Want It All- The Miracle
  • Seven Seas of Rye (One of my absolute favs)

SINGING LOUDLY:

  • Killer Queen- Sheer Heart Attack
  • Fat Bottomed Girls- Jazz
  • Bohemian Rhapsody- A Night At The Opera
  • Somebody to Love- A Day at The Races
  • Don’t Stop Me Now- Jazz
  • Under Pressure- Hot Space
  • We Are The Champions- News of The World
  • I Want To Break Free- The Works
  • The Show Must Go On- Innuendo
  • Sail Away Sweet Sister- The Game
  • We Will Rock You- News of the World
  • Who Wants To Live Forever?- A Kind of Magic

Inner Stripper:

  • Body Language- Hot Space
  • Another One Bites the Dust- The Game
  • Cool Cat- Hot Space
  • Let Me Entertain You- Jazz
  • Get Down, Make Love- News of the World
  • Dragon Attack- The Game
  • Tear It Up- The Works
  • I’m Going Slightly Mad- Innuendo (SEXY AF)

SONGS THAT YOU CAN DO IT TO:

  •  Get down make love-News Of The World 
  • Pain is so close to pleasure- A Kind Of Magic 
  • Literally anything on Hot Space 
  • Hammer to fall- The Works

Cute Freakin Dates:

  • Play The Game- The Game
  • Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy- Races

For Sweaty Car-Fucking:

  • I’m In Love With My Car- A Night at the Opera
southeastasiancinema
southeastasiancinema

Southeast Asian submissions to the 91st Academy Awards for Best Foreign Language Film

The submitted motion pictures must be first released theatrically in their respective countries between 1 October 2017 and 30 September 2018. The deadline for submissions is 1 October 2018.

Cambodia

  • ផ្នូរគ្មានឈ្មោះ (Les tombeaux sans noms) (Graves Without a Name)
    directed by Rithy Panh
    French, Khmer 

Indonesia

  • Marlina Si Pembunuh dalam Empat Babak (Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts
    directed by Mouly Surya
    Indonesian

Philippines

  • Signal Rock
    directed by Chito Roño
    Filipino

Singapore

  • Buffalo Boys
    directed by Mike Wiluan
    Indonesian, English

Thailand

  • มะลิลา (Malila: The Farewell Flower)
    directed by Anucha Boonyawatana
    Thai

Vietnam

  • Cô Ba Sài Gòn (The Tailor)
    directed by Trần Bửu Lộc and Nguyễn Lê Phương Khanh
    Vietnamese
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“ anxiety-depression-recovery:
“ selfcarepropaganda:
“ dan-mcneely:
“going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material
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Would...
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going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material

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Would anyone be kind enough to transcribe this or link to a text version?

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Everything Is AWFUL and I’m Not Okay: Questions to Ask Before Giving Up on Yourself

Are you hydrated? 

If not, have a glass of water. Dehydration can mimic or increase feelings associated with anxiety and a well hydrated brain functions optimally. Avoid excess caffeine. 

Have you eaten in the past three hours? 

Don’t be a victim of hanger! Get some food–something with protein, not just simple carbs or high-fat. Nuts, hummus, and veggies are great options to feed your studying brain. Keep healthy snacks within reach to avoid mindlessly chowing down on sweets. 

Have you stretched your legs in the past day? 

If not, do so right now. If you don’t have the energy or time for a run or a trip to the gym, just walk around the block or building. Even minimal exercise preps the mind for learning so that you can focus better and recall things easier, plus it’s good to get a change of scenery. 

Have you said something nice to someone in the past day? 

Do so, whether online or in person. Make it genuine! We bet your study partner would appreciate a compliment. 

Have you moved your body to music in the past day?

If not, jog for the length of a song at your favorite tempo, or just dance around your bedroom for the length of an upbeat song (singing along is a bonus) 

Have you cuddled a living being in the past two days?

If not, do so. Don’t be afraid to ask for hugs from friends of friends’ pets. Most of them will enjoy the cuddles too; you’re not imposing. 

Have you started or changed any medications in the past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a change in generic prescription brand? 

That may be screwing with your head. Give things a few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesn’t settle down. 

If daytime: are you dressed? 

If no, put on clean clothes that aren’t PJs. Give yourself permission to wear something special, whether it’s a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress. 

If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but resisting going to sleep? 

Put on PJs, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your eyes for fifteen minutes while focusing on breathing deeper with every breath- no electronic screens allowed! Adequate sleep is a necessity for stress management. 

Do you feel ineffective? 

Pause right now and get something small completed, whether it’s responding to an email, loading the dishwasher, or tidying up your room. Good job!

Do you feel unattractive? 

Take a darn selfie. Your friends will remind you how great you look. You are always insta-worthy. 

Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?

Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a game plan for the day. If a particular decision or problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside for now, and pick something else that seems doable. Right now, the important part is to break through that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial. 

Have you over-exerted yourself lately–physically, emotionally, socially, or intellectually? 

That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give yourself a break in that area, whether it’s physical rest, taking some time alone, or relaxing with some silly entertainment for a little. Time spent refreshing yourself is never time “wasted!” 

Have you waited a week? 

Sometimes or perception of life is skewed, and we can’t even tell that we’re not thinking clearly, and there’s no obvious external cause. It happens. Keep yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and see if you still feel the same way then. 

You’ve made it this far; and you will make it through. You are stronger than you think.

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Because someone might need this today

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

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Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

datesanddamian

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

whitewolfpharaoh

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

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I would like and could use a small miracle

sortableroseanimations

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

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IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

she-a-mystic

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

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I need one

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gallusrostromegalus
gallusrostromegalus

Things you can do for your future self that you will really appreciate:

Caramelize, like, a whole ton of onions.

Really, get a whole ass bag of yellow onions, peel, chop, cry, put on a podcast and start stirring those tasty bastards. Delgaze every so often. Do like, 12, 15 onions until they’re a thick, dark brown paste of flavor then spoon them into an ice cube tray and freeze.

So later, when you’re tired and Don’t want fast food again, or it’s 3AM after a meds adjustment and you need curry right the fuck now, or it’s family dinner night and you want to look like an adult, sad, tired, mentally wobbly future you can crack open the freezer, dump a cube or three in the pan with the chicken or curry or stuffing and get all that delicious goodness delivered to your brain without the effort of a hot stove right then.

So next time you have three hours to kill and want to do some self care,

Caramelize so many fucking onions.

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i’ve posted  before about the concerned looks i get from grocery store employees due to my regular habit of purchasing 40+ onions for caramelization purposes. they’re great in sandwiches

pro tips: 

  • use butter instead of oil
  • low heat + lots of time = carmalezation magic
  • freeze in a large freezer bag squished flat
  • they shrink in the pan, you’ll only get < ¼ the volume you start with.
  • they last ages in the fridge
gallusrostromegalus

1. Do they not have Costo in your home dimension?

2. Personally I love the flavor of onion, esp the caramelized goodness, but can’t fucking stand the texture of onion so I cook them extra long, deglaze with the white wine people kept giving me as housewarming presents despite the fact I don’t drink to get the Fond AKA THE GOOD SHIT off the bottom/destroy the cell structure more, then ran them through the food processor to make… Like apple butter, but with Caramelized Onions.

It’s still really good on sandwiches, esp grilled cheese.  You can also just add it to stock or salad dressings too!

3. You’re 100% right about using butter it works so much better.  I think the browning of the butter adds a lot of flavor that you wouldn’t get with an oil.

4. … I should try this with the duck fat next time.  That’d be baller.

5. You can also chop up your fresh herbs and store them in butter (which also freezes great) so they last longer and then you also have herb butter for either cooking or toast.

gallusrostromegalus

So this was a 3 AM shit post about my love of caramelized onions and people are tagging it as #life hacks, #meal prep or fucking #adulthood like I’m some put together kind of person with a skincare routine and not a walking disaster that decided to make lamb curry at 2AM.

But. I guess I can take it as a sign that maybe I’m not as much of a mess as I think I am.

To make herb butter btw-. Don’t melt the butter just leave it covered out on the counter until it’s really soft (time varies by region) then scoop it into a resealable bowl, add you chopped herbs and mix, then cover and put back in the fridge.

Due to the introduction of plant matter herb butter is less shelf stable than unaltered butter and should not be left in a butter dish, but you can take it out an hour or so before you use it in front of guests to slow-soften it again.

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sergle:
“ hey so my friend @aerodom has been in a really shit situation and, long story short, is in danger of becoming homeless. He’s living with his family, and his mom has kind of just stopped paying rent. He hasn’t had any warning that he’d need...
sergle

hey so my friend @aerodom has been in a really shit situation and, long story short, is in danger of becoming homeless.

He’s living with his family, and his mom has kind of just stopped paying rent. He hasn’t had any warning that he’d need to make preparations to leave, and now they’re being evicted.

He’s trying to fight the eviction but we’re not sure how that’s going to go. His family hasn’t really been able to help much and frankly the money isn’t there.

He barely even has enough to make ends meet as far as food each week as is, and living in this house has been taking a physical toll on him.

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